About MEN

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have no money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money and thank God are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

PS: This is a fwd I came across - found it true :)

What do guys think of gals?

1. "Are we out of girls who have a mind of their own and are self confident enough to wear a salwar suit because they want to , even if the girls around her go around looking like vamps in their haltar tops and mid riff exposing jeans?"

This is something I read from another blog - of a guy of around my age...

How many guys actually feel this? I know a lot of guys who say this but I am sure they will be more than willing to roam around the streets of Bangalore every other weekend to have a 'visual treat' rather than catching up with friends and go for a normal kinda entertainment - like watching movies etc.

Girlfriends are girlfriends - come what may.
Define girlfriend: Stick thin, straightened/lousy hair, least clothes, a shopping maniac, always on the phone, laughs loudly in a screeching voice, exists as a hand-holding stand - is this either because the guy/gal is not nourished enough, to keep his/her hands in a normal physiological position?

How many guys will actually consider a self-confident, focussed, decently dressed, overall - not 'a hot chick' gal, a viable option for a girlfriend?

Girlfriend bhujhaye sirf pyaas - baaki sab bakwaas!

2. Matrimonial Ad

Bride Wanted - Tall, slim, very fair, very beautiful, confident, easy going, fun loving, traditional in upbringing, yet modern in outlook. Telent in music and dance will be very much appreciated! Should hold professional qualification (preferably PG). Should be willing to work in the US/be a housewife(in my village). Must blend with my family instantly! (Arey bhai, ladki bhi koi instant coffee hai kya?!)

Groom's brother/friend promises - You must be very lucky to marry this guy! Truly one of his kind!

Baah!

Do I need to write further?

PS: I did a Google Search on 'homely indian lady' and this is what I got: